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Lactose Intolerant Graphic Tee
Lactose Intolerant Graphic Tee
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The Lactose Intolerant Chaotic Cow T-Shirt features an unhinged, vintage-illustrated cow screaming in terror amidst flying cheese chunks and spilled milk. Wrapped in bold, blood-red retro lettering reading "LACTOSE INTOLERANT", this design pairs absurd dark humor with vintage poster aesthetics for anyone who eats dairy anyway and immediately regrets it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) for a soft, lightweight feel
• Relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
• High-resolution print created from an original hand-made cyanotype
• Soft grain, tonal variation, and the character of the original artwork intentionally preserved
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and comfort
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with similar colours
• Turn inside out before washing
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
Please note
Please note
Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. Each item is made to order, and the artwork is reproduced in high resolution to preserve the detail and character of the original design.
Production & Shipping
Production & Shipping
Each item is made to order.
• Production time: 1 - 3 business days
• Shipping: Typically 5 - 10 business days after production (depending on destination)
Return & Cancellations
Return & Cancellations
As each item is made to order, cancellations cannot be accepted once production has begun.
Returns or exchanges are accepted only if the item arrives damaged or defective.
Please check your size, colour selection, and shipping address carefully before placing your order.
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